ESC 2021 Live Posting Run Down

Authors: Kévin <mailto:document@redacted.id>

Date: 2021-05-23

 

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For anybody remotely interested in #eurovision at this point, the Press Conference is live

1:18 am

 

Oh boy there are a bunch of Mastodon instances now synching with mine, and the whole night's affair is being spewed out in almost real time from 21h #eurovision

12:56 am

 

That was wild #eurovision

12:48 am

 

OH THE FACES OF THE JURY'S TOP VOTES #Eurovision

12:41 am

 

This year's voting is absolutely brutal #eurovision

12:36 am

 

THAT WAS ICE COLD, at least he got a huge round of support in the auditorium #Eurovision

12:34 am

 

LOL France fucked over Switzerland for their 12 points, I hope they take that personally next year #Eurovision

12:28 am

 

GET ON WITH IT SWEDEN #Eurovision

12:27 am

 

FAKE NEWS THE EIFFEL TOWER ONLY FLASHES ON THE HOUR #Eurovision

12:26 am

 

Malta looks pissed, probably should have hit it with 90% more French and it seems they could have hit the top 3 #eurovision

12:25 am

 

Lithuania isn't every giving that up #eurovision

12:23 am

 

If Italy doesn't set fire to the place on their way out, they're not rock and roll #Eurovision

12:22 am

 

Iceland just having a great time for the lolz #Eurovision

12:20 am

 

Australia trying to to move into the vacuum created by #brexit, boss move guys, join the song contest, leave as a member of the EU #Eurovision

12:17 am

 

"You're at the top of the score board" not for long Nikkie, the Jury has no taste #eurovision

12:14 am

 

Estonia got robbed, I loved their last year's entry #Eurovision

12:00 am

 

And here we have why #GER should win this one #Eurovision, thank you Birdsite for delivering

11:51 pm

 

Lordi was 2006, holy shit bags I'm old #eurovision

11:45 pm

 

I guess it's not #eurovision without Mans sexy pants around

11:39 pm

 

Did we just forget all the people who won the country competitions for the cancelled ESC 2020 ? #Rude #Eurovision

11:27 pm

 

So wait only the orchistra need face masks ? Continuity guys, continuity #Eurovision

11:13 pm

 

Wasn't that some socially distanced fun feat. Flo Rida. Off to the votes and my dirty socks #Eurovision

11:03 pm

 

OK #SMR BETTER WIN JUST FOR THE WARDROBE #Eurovision

11:00 pm

 

That's one way to get around the six on stage maximum rules on #Eurovision #SWE

10:57 pm

 

This isn't exactly my cuppa tea music wise, but #SWE is getting a vote from me this year #Eurovision

10:56 pm

 

An intermission from your friends at OH.MG - A nice recap of all my #Eurovision shit posting to relive all the moments as if you paid attention and didn't just get drunker and drunker

10:55 pm

 

The greatest thing to come out of #ITA since literally food ever made in Italy #Eurovision

10:51 pm

 

I don't know why I like this, maybe the Milli Vanilli fashion, but we like #NED giving it another good go #Eurovision

10:48 pm

 

Like genuinely #NOR it sounds better in Norwegian, so should have just ran with it #Eurovision

10:43 pm

 

I'm out of this one, I've heard the #NOR song in Norewgian and I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don't like the English version #Eurovision

10:42 pm

 

OH YEAH IT WAS YOU #AZE #Eurovision

 

Efendi - Cleopatra - Azerbaijan - Official Music Video - Eurovision 2020

10:40 pm

 

Didn't somebody do a diddy about Cleopatria before in #Eurovision not long ago #AZE ?

10:39 pm

 

Ironically as I pour my Pierrier in my Parisien flat, I send that message out into the void #Eurovision

10:37 pm

 

Usual fayre from #FRA as expected, at least #SUI joined into the Francofest #NotByYourselfAtLeast #Eurovision

10:36 pm

 

When the #ukr beat drops #Eurovision

10:33 pm

 

Her stare is like "I know where you live, vote now" and it's everything #ukr #eurovision

10:30 pm

 

Imma break this app #Eurovision

 

Me breaking that app

10:28 pm

 

This song is literally #Eurovision and #LTU read the room before they showed up to win

10:26 pm

 

What else is getting old #BUL ? This song #Eurovision

10:24 pm

 

"Life is just dying slowly" and other happy songs from the nation of #BUL #Eurovision

10:21 pm

 

THE #FIN COMMENTATOR GETS 12 POINTS FOR THAT #Eurovision

10:19 pm

 

Of course she's going to visit her neighbours #Den 🙄 #Eurovision

10:18 pm

 

AND HERE IS THE SHOW #FIN #Eurovision

10:17 pm

 

Gotta be careful #fin you might have rock peaked with Lordi so some big shoes to fill #Eurovision

10:16 pm

 

OK HANDS DOWN #GER I JUST SAW THAT AND I'M HERE FOR ALL OF IT #Eurovision

10:12 pm

 

I don't hate this #ger but I am considering muting it #eurovision

10:11 pm

 

Oof that did not go as planned #mda #eurovision #letshopeforpittypoints

10:10 pm

 

Unintentional mic drop from #mda while they're trying to get Europe to come over and see them #Eurovision

10:08 pm

 

There is a Spanish boyband that is missing a lost member somewhere #ESP #Eurovision

10:03 pm

 

I felt this in 2020 and I'm feeling it again in 2021, if #Eurovision isn't in Reykjavik next year then we need to have a discussion Europe #ISL

9:59 pm

 

I mean, there are no green screens, but at least it's not just France being French on their own now #sui #eurovision

9:56 pm

 

GREEN SCREEN DANCING MAN FUCK YEAH #gre #eurovision Watch your shadows though #MoreChromakey

9:51 pm

 

Finally some fire to get us to pay attention, thanks #eurovision

9:48 pm

 

Happy clappy trumpety wumpety from the #UK I guess they made a post-Brexit attempt to try and keep in Europe's favour #Eurovision

9:46 pm

 

I forgot to mention #cyp earlier, but tl;dr it's what we'd expect if Lady Gaga was born in Nicosia #eurovision

9:43 pm

 

This is about as loco loco as your aunt who has a sip of proscecco once a year at Christmas #srb #eurovision

9:39 pm

 

Well thank god that's done now #por #eurovision

9:38 pm

 

Oh La Noire quão original #por #eurovision

9:35 pm

 

Here we go with #MLT trying to woo the French vote #Eurovision

9:31 pm

 

I know, I know Russia, but for this song I can't slap the applause button hard enough #eurovision

9:27 pm

 

If arriving at Bruxelles-Midi was an actual song #eurovision

9:24 pm

 

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